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Toy StoryAll right, everyone!This is a stickup!Don't anybody move!Now empty that safe.- Money, money, money!- Stop it! Stop it,you mean old potato.Quiet, Bo Peep,or your sheep get run over!Help! Baa! Help us!Oh, no, not my sheep!Somebody, do something!Reach for the sky.Oh, no! Sheriff Woody!I'm here to stop you,One-Eyed Bart.- How'd you know it was me?- Are you gonna come quietly?You can't touch me, Sheriff.I brought my attack dogwith the built-in force field.Well, I brought my dinosaurwho eats force-field dogs.You're going to jail, Bart.Say good-bye to the wifeand tater tots.You saved the day again, Woody.You're my favorite deputy.You've got a friend in meYou've got a friend in meCome on, let's wrangle upthe cattle.When the road looksrough aheadAnd you're miles and milesfrom your nice, warm bed- Round 'em up, cowboy.- Just rememberwhat your old pal said- Boy, you've gota friend in me- Yee-haw!- Yeah, you've gota friend in me- Hey, cowboy!Some other folks might bea little bit smarter than I amBig and stronger too- Come on, Woody.- MaybeBut none of them will everlove you the way I doIt's me and you, boyAnd as the years go byOur friendship will never dieYou're gonna seeit's our destiny- You've got a friend in me- All right!- Yeah, you've gota friend in me- Score!- You've got a friend in me- Wow! Cool!- What do you think?- Oh, this looks great, Mom!- Okay, birthday boy.- We saw that at the store!I asked you for it!- I hope I have enough places.- Wow, look at that! That's so--Oh, my gosh, you got--One, two-- four. Yeah, I thinkthat's going to be enough.- Can we leave this up'til we move?- Well, sure.- We can leave it up.- Yeah!- Now go get Molly.- Your friends are goingto be here any minute.- Okay!It's party time, Woody.Yee-haw!Howdy, little lady.Somebody's poisonedthe water hole.Come on, Molly.Oh, you're getting heavy.See you later, Woody!Pull my string!The birthday party's today?Okay, everybody,coast is clear!Ages three and up.It's on my box."Ages three and up."I'm not supposed to bebaby-sitting Princess Drool.Hey, Hamm, look.I'm Picasso!- I don't get it.- You uncultured swine.What are you looking at,ya hockey puck?- Uh, hey, Sarge,have you seen Slinky?- Sir! No, sir!Okay. Hey, thank you.At ease.- Hey, uh, Slinky?- Right here, Woody.I-I'm red this time.- No, S-Slink--- Oh, well, all right.You can be red if you want.N-Not now, Slink.I got some bad news.- Bad news?- Shh, shh, shh!- Just gather everyone up for astaff meeting, and be happy.- Got it.Be happy!Staff meeting, everybody!Snake, Robot, podium, please.Hey, Etch. Draw!Oh! Got me again.Etch, you've beenworking on that draw.Fastest knobs in the West.Uh, got a staff meeting,you guys. Come on, let's go.Now, where is that-- Oh.Hey, who moved my doodle padway over here?- Uh, how're you doin', Rex?- Were you scared?Tell me honestly.I was close to being scaredthat time.Oh, I'm going for fearsome here,but I just don't feel it!I think I'm justcoming off as annoying.Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.I wanted to thank you, Woody,for saving my flock.Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.What do you say I getsomeone else to watchthe sheep tonight?Oh, yeah. I--Remember, I'm justa couple of blocks away.Come on, come on.Smaller toys up front.Hey, Woody, come on.Oh, thanks, Mike.Okay-- Oh, whoa.Step back.- For crying out loud.- Okay. Thank you.Hello. Check.That better? Great.Everybody hear me?Up on the shelf,can you hear me? Great.Okay, first item today:uh, oh, yeah--has everyone pickeda moving buddy?- What?- Moving buddy?You can't be serious.Well, I didn't know we weresupposed to have one already.- Do we have to hold hands?- Oh, yeah. You guys thinkthis is a big joke.We've only got one week leftbefore the move. I don't wantany toys left behind.A moving buddy.If you don't have one,get one!All right, next.Uh, oh, yes.Tuesday night's plasticcorrosion awareness meeting...was, I think,a big success,and we want to thank Mr. Spellfor putting that on for us.- Thank you, Mr. Spell.- You're welcome.Okay. Uh, oh, yes.One, uh, minor note here.Andy's birthday partyhas been moved to today.- Uh, next we have--- Wait a minute.- What do you meanthe party's today?- His birthday's not'til next week!- What's goin' on down there?-Is his mom losin' her marbles?-Well, obviously, she wanted tohave the party before the move.- I'm not worried.You shouldn't be worried.- Of course Woody ain't worried.-He's been Andy's favoritesince kindergarten.-Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.If Woody says it's all right,then, well, darn it,it's good enough for me.Woody has neversteered us wrong before.Come on, guys.Every Christmas and birthdaywe go through this.But what if Andy getsanother dinosaur, a mean one?I just don't think I could takethat kind of rejection!Hey, listen.No one's getting replaced.This is Andywe're talking about.It doesn't matter how muchwe're played with.What matters is that we're herefor Andy when he needs us.That's what we'remade for, right?Pardon me. I hate tobreak up the staff meeting,but they're here!- Birthday guestsat three o'clock!- Stay calm, everyone!Hey!- Uh, meeting adjourned.- Ho, boy, will you take a lookat all those presents?I can't see a thing.Yes, sir. We're next month'sgarage sale fodder for sure.- Any dinosaur-shaped ones?- Oh, for crying out loud.- They're all in boxes,you idiot.- They're getting bigger!- Wait, there's a nicelittle one over there.- Hi!- Spell: trash can.- We're doomed!All right. All right!If I send out the troops,will you all calm down?- Yes! Yes! We promise!- Okay! Save your batteries.Eh, very good, Woody.That's using the old noodle.Sergeant, establish a recon postdownstairs. Code Red!- You know what to do.- Yes, sir!All right, men.You heard him.Code Red!Repeat: we are at Code Red.Recon plan Charlie. Execute!Let's move, move,move, move, move!Okay. Come on, kids. Everyonein the living room. It's almosttime for the presents.All right, gangway, gangway.And this is how we find out...what is in those presents.Okay! Who's hungry?Here come the chips!I've got Cool Ranchand barbecue! Ow!What in the world? Oh!I thought I told himto pick these up.Shouldn't they be there by now?What's taking them so long?Hey, these guysare professionals.They're the best.Come on. They're notlying down on the job.- G-Go on without me. Just go.- A good soldier never leavesa man behind.Okay, everybody.Come on.Settle down. Now, kids.Everybody-- You sit in a circle.No, Andy. Andy, you sitin the middle there.Good. And which presentare you gonna open first?There they are.- Come in, Mother Bird.This is Alpha Bravo.- This is it! This is it!- Come in, Mother Bird.- Quiet, quiet, quiet!- All right, Andy's openingthe first present now.Mrs. Potato Head!Mrs. Potato Head!Mrs. Potato Head!- Hey, I can dream, can't I?- The bow's coming off.He's ripping the wrapping paper.It's a-- It's-- It's a--A lunch box.We've got a lunch box here.- A lunch box?- A lunch box?- For lunch.Okay, second present.It appears to be--- Okay, it's bed sheets.- Who invited that kid?Oh! Only one left.- Okay, we're onthe last present now.- Last present!It's a big one. It's a--It's a board game!Repeat: Battleship.- Yay!- Hallelujah!- Yeah, all right.- Hey! Watch it!- Sorry there, old spud head.Mission accomplished.Well done, men. Pack it up.We're goin' home.So did I tell you? Huh?Nothin' to worry about.I knew you were rightall along, Woody. Neverdoubted you for a second.Wait a minute.Oh, what do we have here?Ohh!Wait!Turn that thing back on!Come in, Mother Bird.Come in, Mother Bird.Mom has pulled a surprisepresent from the closet.Andy's opening it.He's really excitedabout this one.- Mom! What is it?- It's a huge package.Oh, get outta the--One of the kids is in the way.I can't see.It's a--It's a what?What is it?- Oh, no!- Oh, ya big lizard! Now we'llnever know what it is!- Way to go, Rex!- No, no! Turn 'em around!Turn 'em around!Oh, he's puttin' 'em inbackwards. You're-- You'reputtin' 'em in backward...
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